The new 3D Kindle is slim and lightweight and a new 3D display makes reading a completely new experience.
Combined with the Kindle Glasses, the new 3D display will bring your reading to life!
The Kindle E-Ink technology gets an upgrade and the look of real paper now looks like real paper but really, really, really close. And really, really, really far away -- all at the same time!
And the Amazon Kindle 3D includes 3G networking.
3D! 3G! 3D! 3G! 3D! 3G! 3D! 3G!
Okay, I'm kidding. I'm pretty sure Amazon doesn't sell this.