I just logged into Twitter and the people I follow all seem to be busy busy busy doing all kinds of stuff. And I realized that I do nothing. If I told you what I did with my free time, how little I actually do with my worthless, pathetic life, you'd rip your the.effing.librarian poster down off your wall and put back the Bobby Sherman poster I'd supplanted (
Oh, Bobby, you handsome devil, it's no wonder all the girls are in love with you).
And I posted this "tweet":
the.effing.librarian will be speaking nowhere, has no opening dates, is not busy at all and can be reached almost anytime to do anything.
And that's all I have to say. If I post nothing else, that message said it all. So that's it, I'm done. My blogging life is over.
I mean for today.
