Wednesday, March 25, 2009

this is me.

I just logged into Twitter and the people I follow all seem to be busy busy busy doing all kinds of stuff. And I realized that I do nothing. If I told you what I did with my free time, how little I actually do with my worthless, pathetic life, you'd rip your the.effing.librarian poster down off your wall and put back the Bobby Sherman poster I'd supplanted (Oh, Bobby, you handsome devil, it's no wonder all the girls are in love with you).

And I posted this "tweet":

the.effing.librarian will be speaking nowhere, has no opening dates, is not busy at all and can be reached almost anytime to do anything.

And that's all I have to say. If I post nothing else, that message said it all. So that's it, I'm done. My blogging life is over.

I mean for today.