Here is my obligatory Twilight post. Which I know nothing about. Except that I thought the movie would satisfy the no Harry Potter movie this season withdrawal because there's no Supernatural for the rest of the year, and I need some kind of PG-13 scary-action-hero fix.
But now I see from reviews that the movie version of Twilight is just some beautiful brooding poets jumping through the forest who want to see their lives shine, like A Chorus Line, but with more choreography.
So I think I'll skip this. Because really, what old man wants to sit in a dark movie theater surrounded by teenage girls?
