Warning: don't blog anything clever because I will steal it.
I was looking at the Vampire Librarian and saw that she has a post about keywords people use to find her page, and one of the searches is for "going on vacation poetry." And then she wrote a poem to justify the search result since she hadn't written any before.
Now, since I'm such a link whore, I want all those hits she's been getting for vacation poetry, so here is my poem that I just wrote after a very large Captain Morgan and Coke (product placement earns me $1.10).
An Ode to Vacation (from the.effing.librarian)
O vacation, O vacation
my trek across this nation
To go out and try new things and not the usual masturbation
Should I go out camping?
to get in the car
and drive too far
to experience outdoor defecation
O vacation, That vacation
my semiannual recreation
To drink and chase the opposite sex while avoiding procreation
Should I take a plane?
to fly in that can
with some insane man
who forgot his medication
O vacation, My vacation
the thought fills me with elation
So don't despair
as I screw up
your Internet reservation
I'm busy here
dreaming of
my upcoming two week vacation
