Buy. More. Crap.

Now that the holidays are here, it's a perfect time to buy some crap. And not just any crap, "effing" crap. Buy one. Buy five. Be the envy of naked people because your boobs are covered and warm. It took me about nine minutes to create these designs. I hope someone checked the spelling because I didn't.

But don't take it from me, hear it from 3, that's 3 satisfied customers:
"This is the best effing crap I've ever bought."
"I love this crap."
"This sure is great crap!"

If you won't buy some crap for me, buy it for the children. And remember, if you don't spend money, the terrorists win. (I'll use that line as often as I want.)