I don't have the credentials to conduct a survey that would get back any results other than "go eff yourself."
But Meredith Farkas conducted a thorough survey and I can offer you some of the revealing data, as I interpret it.
- 37% of you pronounce it "blarg" not "blog," although the true pronunciation is "chumba-wumba."
64% of you blog anonymously while 36% use your real names but wear a disguise: 33% choose a false mustache; 10%, large hat and dark glasses; 7%, Lord Voldemort mask; 50%, leather hood.
Most bloggers were born in the Year of the Ox. Yeah, get out those calculators.
29% of bloggers have missed an important event due to blogging: 15% of men blogged through the birth of their child as did 6% of women.
99% of you blog naked.
I hope this has sated your info-lust for your fellow bloggers. Now put some pants on.
