I wish I knew what the hell I was doing.

Every week I'm asked about computers and technology and podcasts and screencasts and blogs and digital photography and Internet security and keyboard shortcuts and ALT-key special characters and dvd rippers and mp3 burning and DRM stripping and googling and wikis and pedias and viruses and adbots and rss and tag clouds and clustering and third-party cookies and pixel integration (ok, I made that up) and batteries and anatomically-correct avatars (made-up again) and web page design (people still care about web page design?) and you-know-better-than-to-ask-me-about-myspace and plain old databases; and I just have to say, "hey, can't you see I'm busy."