"Does she love me?" "Will I get the job?"
"Should I see a doctor about this rash?"
"Where should I hide my stash?"
"Does my boss know the real reason I'm not at work?"
According to the New York Times, "You’re not supposed to use the Internet like a Magic 8 Ball."
Yahoo Answers is supposed to do it, and Wikipedia isn't designed to do it, and Google can't do it without some help; therefore, we here at Effing Labs have done it for you.
Since the goal of the.effing.librarian is to increase brand awareness and spread the love, we've designed a new website where you can go and search for ways to make your life better: www.WhoSaysEffingWhat.com.
How the Gosh Darn Thing Works:
Input a term and click the appropriate button and the search function will sort out results based on proximity and general approval comments such as: sucks, disappointed, crap, loved, great, etc. The actual search string is a trade secret, but it attempts to locate the term partnered with its contextual meaning, either positive or negative. If some writes, "I hate bananas," and you search for the keyword bananas and click on the Go For It button, that page will not show up in the list of results, but it would show if you click the Stay Away button. We have tested it, and it works. And for stuff other than bananas, duh.
One added note: Before you try this site, remember, it doesn't really exist, and I made it up.
