George Clooney is Gay, Gay.

So I see that George Clooney is twice the man I am. I've been called gay, but I don't think I've ever been called "gay, gay, gay."

When Esquire discovers a Web site that calls Clooney "gay, gay, gay," the good-natured actor quips, "No, I'm gay, gay. The third gay – that was pushing it."

So Clooney admits to being "gay, gay" and that makes him twice the man I am.

I've been called gay lots of times, and my usual answer is something like, "I dunno. I could be. What's the dude look like?" But no one has ever called me gay gay or gay gay gay or any multiple of gay past one.

So again, George Clooney surpasses me at something. Damn you, George Clooney.