A man came to the desk and asked for a Bible.
I took him back and showed him a few, but as I turned to walk away, I reversed and said that there were a few more in Reference if he didn't find the one he wanted. And then I heard my brain start to form the words I didn't say:
"Do you want the Rick James Version?"
I wonder if Dave Chappelle ever did a sketch on that.
"It's the Rick James Bible, bitch!"
"What did the bitch have when the Rick James Bible hit her in her mouth? a Revelation!"
[ok. that's enough.]
