A while ago, I made you jealous by telling you that something I wrote is in the book, The New Official Rules by Paul Dickson.Well, today I found something I wrote is in Don't Chew Jesus by Danielle Schaaf (ISBN 1932100822).
I'm so damn clever I could sell my soul to the devil, get all my wishes, and get two souls back.
Aren't you glad you're here. Now buy a freaking coffee mug, you freeloader.
