Man, I am beat...

I drove to Miami today to do a presentation on some Library 2.0 stuff, and during the second talk, I just zoned out and I have no memory of what I said, but I think at some point I took off my clothes and lay across another librarian's lap and shouted,

"Spank me! Spank me! I'm so fine, you're gonna thank me."

Or maybe not. Like I said, I completely zoned: what did I think, it was my birthday?