So I just joined ncludr and got my profile. I'm immediately included in their collection of 12.3 billion friends, but when I click on "see all" they show me what might only be a few thousand. So naturally, I feel cheated.
The strangest thing is that all I had to do was enter a user name and answer a few questions and the site generated a user profile for me that is freakishly accurate. And since it's "random," it confirms that there must be at least one other person out there who is exactly like me. I mean, randomness is just counting one past boredom.
The universe only seems random because we give up observing. If we looked long enough, we would see the connections. But now we're sleepy.
My ncludr profile says:
Status:
walking the dog, even though I don't have a dog
Relationship Status:
Currently with my imaginary lover
Looking For:
fulfillment
Political Views:
green
About me:
I have a large gun collection
Things I've Done Recently:
Read a book backwards.
Interests:
Making animals out of discarded pop cans.
Favorite Quote:
"We are about to go into the dark and weird"
[Ok, their privacy page is funny. ncludr reminds me of a fake email site I used to have that you would fill out, but when you clicked "submit" the page gave an error and you would start over; I thought it was hilarious, but I bet you never saw it.]
