Almost immediately after the Nixon head disappeared, the head of William Jefferson Clinton arrived.
The Bill Clinton head said, "Give me your pineapple or I will..."
I cut him off in mid-sentence. "I don't have any pineapple."
"What do you mean?" the head asked.
"It's gone."
"Yeah," I replied with obvious sadness.
"And he sang?"
"Yeah."
"But you gave him the pineapple before you went mad?"
"Yeah."
"Damn!" The Bill Clinton head cursed.
"Sorry. It was a really beautiful song," I admitted.
"I know. I know. You got any bacon?"
"I know. I know. You got any bacon?"
