Add this to What Libraries can learn from a $5,000 Hooker. I should have thought of this line before I posted, but here it is, a little late, but worth the wait:
"Libraries should try to be more like the interior of a classy limousine and not like the back seat of Travis Bickle's taxi."
Oh, that is gold. Travis Bickle. Bickle is a funny word, don't you think? I should file that with my other jokes. But which file? Who should get first crack at my genius?
Rodney Dangerfield? The king! But sadly, he is dead.
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The Dave Letterman file? No. He never returned my call on that Clinton gag which he used!
Bruce Vilanch? He's a prince! But maybe he could throw a little business my way. It wouldn't kill him.
Or maybe I'll keep it in the movie file, you know for when Garry Marshall calls. He could've used it in Pretty Woman! Maybe for the sequel! Garry, call me.
