Astronauts aboard the International Space Station apparently have access to a gun... Russian Cosmonauts carry a gun on their Soyuz space capsule,...
This is a real story: "The triple-barreled gun can fire flares, shotgun shells, or rifle bullets, depending on how it's loaded."
Ok, headlines I've thought up for this:
Russians addicted to Russian Roulette, carry guns everywhere.
Russian Space Weapons Real Threat (to space beer bottles).
"In space no one can hear you shoot yourself in the ass."
Lieutenant Ripley calls for weapons on space stations, Russians unaware she's fictional, follow her advice.
Space bears attack cosmonauts: is Earth next? (The gun was once needed "in 1965, when bears chased two far-off-course cosmonauts.")
