Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Today's winner is Mississauga, Ontario, Canada!

Mississauga is the winner. Other cities of the world, you did not win. There's no reason to suspect fraud other than my bringing it up. Why would I say there was no fraud involved in the selection unless something was wrong? Okay, there was fraud. The United States was disqualified. Pennsylvania drew a red card on that last play. It was a bad call and we admit it, but what can you do? (We're FIFA.)

So please join us in congratulating Mississauga on being the winner in this totally fair selection.

And join Mississauga in celebrating Canada Day on July 1. Eva Avila will perform live, and there will be entertainment from the Slam Jam Air and Extreme Trampoline Show. Don't miss it!