I want to start going to work dressed as Huggy Bear. When anyone wanted help, he would have to say,
"Hey, Huggy Bear, what can you tell me about _____ ?"
And I'd rub the tip of my nose with my thumb and look around to make sure no one was snooping in and say, "The word on the street is.... "
And when I told him what he wanted, I'd get twenty bucks.