Oh, what a joyous new year...

I resolve to have this conversation 150 times this year:

Do you know what that is? No? Do you know why you clicked on it? No? Do you have any idea what you're doing? No? But you want me to explain it to you? In concepts you can understand? Just give me five minutes to go let a horse kick me in the head and I'll be right back.

One down, 149 to go.