Untitled. Because I can't express my feelings in human language.

I swear to God or Gods or Abe ViGoda that this is true. Whichever God you worship, or don't, I'm swearing to it.

As I passed the computer area, two teen girls shared this conversation (verbatim, to the best of my memory):

Are you on MySpace?

Yeah. I think so.

How did you get there?

I don't know.

How are you spelling it?

I don't know!