I'm upset that real me ("real" me) is becoming more popular than fake me ("effing" me).
I've noticed that my Facebook and Twitter pages under my real name and photo are getting more reactions than the.effing.librarian pages. One would think that with all the work I've put into fake me that this part of me would be the most popular.
Don't you realize that the.effing.librarian is made from all natural, rain forest friendly, dolphin safe, 100% biodegradable products, and real me is a total bastard. So why are all of you choosing the real me?
I saddens me that I might need to abandon fake me to devote more time to real me. Fake me is so much easier to keep clean.