The.effing.librarian has not yet chosen either of the two major party candidates for President of the United States of America mainly because I continue to hear answers like these:
First sample debate question: What is your plan for fixing America's economy and rebuilding the middle class?
Candidate #1: "America's next administration should have an effective prudent pragmatic expedient decisive thoughtful feasible sound constructive sensible bipartisan plan for change."
Candidate #2: "I remember when going to the movies cost a nickel."
Second sample debate question: As President, what would be your plan for dealing with runaway energy prices particularly with winter approaching?
Candidate #1: "America's next administration should have an effective prudent pragmatic expedient decisive thoughtful feasible sound constructive sensible bipartisan plan for change."
Candidate #2: "I like to wear a wool cardigan and sip hot cocoa."
As soon as I hear something different, I will choose a side.