Friday, September 26, 2008

Why the.effing.librarian is an undecided voter.

The.effing.librarian has not yet chosen either of the two major party candidates for President of the United States of America mainly because I continue to hear answers like these:

First sample debate question: What is your plan for fixing America's economy and rebuilding the middle class?

Candidate #1: "America's next administration should have an effective prudent pragmatic expedient decisive thoughtful feasible sound constructive sensible bipartisan plan for change."

Candidate #2: "I remember when going to the movies cost a nickel."

Second sample debate question: As President, what would be your plan for dealing with runaway energy prices particularly with winter approaching?

Candidate #1: "America's next administration should have an effective prudent pragmatic expedient decisive thoughtful feasible sound constructive sensible bipartisan plan for change."

Candidate #2: "I like to wear a wool cardigan and sip hot cocoa."


As soon as I hear something different, I will choose a side.