A cow stands alone in a field. A duck flies in.Duck: I have bird flu.
Cow: I have mad cow disease.
Duck: Is that what the X means?
Cow: Yeah. They marked me, but I ran away.
Duck: Me, too.
They look at each other.
Together: You wanna hang out?
So the two of them walked along together until they came to an county fair. When the people see them, they run away from them until the fair is deserted.
Duck: Want to go on some rides?
The duck and cow go on rides. The duck pulls the handle to start the ride then flies on to join the cow. (Then flies off again to stop the ride.) They had cotton candy. Cow won a prize ringing the bell.
Then they died.
