I have this contact widget over on the left and the only people who use it are spammers to send messages about some crap they sell that I just delete. But I leave the form up in case someone feels the overwhelming need to send me some love (hint, hint).
But the thing that gets me is that they don't send any love. Here is a free way for someone to spam me with their knock-off penis pills and designer purses, and all they need to do is click the drop-down and select "lots," but they never do. They never send any love. So they get none back: you'll never see me at the convention toting a faux Dooney & Bourke or Coach bag and sporting pharmaceutically-induced excitement. Nope, not me. ...Not until I can remember the address on that message I just deleted. Damn.
