I swear if I weren't raised Catholic and completely terrified that changing religions would bring a nun to smite me with a ruler (for eternity), I would become a Pastafarian.
Although it may seem contradictory and even blasphemous, I have been known to greet friends with, "I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage." And yes, meaning the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage. Whose did you think? Have you been reading my diary?
I'm still satisfied with my choice of deity, but I often think about it because they got pirates.
