She has never managed a branch, a department, or a regular library program area. And, actually, apparently brings no professional librarian experience: Has never worked a reference desk or done readers' advisory, never selected books or other materials, never designed and carried out children's and young adult services, managed circulation and patron services, never trained and supervised library staff never done the work she is now responsible for managing and improving. Talk about on-the-job training!
And I thought, but maybe she knows the Guitar Hero tabs for "Eruption." Wouldn't that qualify one for a library job?
"Eruption" by Van Halen (midi)
And I wondered what my future CV might look like: