5 children's TV characters I'd shag. Really? I can't imagine having any erotic thoughts over any character from a children's TV show. Not like coming home to find the gf in a bath robe with a vodka and cranberry juice watching Blue's Clues (I guess she had a thing for Steve, and frankly, who didn't).
But I'll give it a shot. I don't remember watching any kids' shows with any sexy characters.
The Bugaloos? Caroline Ellis was cute, but sexless. I mean she was a bug.
Smurfette? Stop. Really. She's blue. And under that dress and blonde wig, I think she was just another dude.
HR Pufnstuf? I don't think anyone wanted to sleep with Pufnstuf; they just wanted to know where he got his boots. And what about those dark circles under his eyes; was that from partying all night or were they prison tear-drop tattoos from the other dragons he shanked to win those damn sexy white cowboy boots?
Betty Rubble? Josie and the Pussycats? No. All the female cartoon characters were pretty generic. I might be willing to vote for one of the Sailor Moon girls, but I was much too old to be watching that show when it came out, so Sailor who? I don't know what you're talking about.
But I'll give it a shot. I don't remember watching any kids' shows with any sexy characters.
The Bugaloos? Caroline Ellis was cute, but sexless. I mean she was a bug.
Smurfette? Stop. Really. She's blue. And under that dress and blonde wig, I think she was just another dude.
HR Pufnstuf? I don't think anyone wanted to sleep with Pufnstuf; they just wanted to know where he got his boots. And what about those dark circles under his eyes; was that from partying all night or were they prison tear-drop tattoos from the other dragons he shanked to win those damn sexy white cowboy boots?
Betty Rubble? Josie and the Pussycats? No. All the female cartoon characters were pretty generic. I might be willing to vote for one of the Sailor Moon girls, but I was much too old to be watching that show when it came out, so Sailor who? I don't know what you're talking about.
So that leaves me with just one:
- Isis. Sexy. Possibly the sexiest, non-spandex wearing live action TV character. White mini-dress and platform boots. If only the show wasn't so damn lame. Yes, I own it on DVD and, man, that show really sucked. Each episode ended with a moral delivered like brick to the face: stay in school; don't steal; guns kill; don't do it until you are married. It just proves how sexy Joanna Cameron was that I watched that show week after week.
