Monday, March 31, 2008

...I'll make you a tape...

...And with those words, countless losers attempted to win your heart.

"So I made you a tape. Don't listen now. Wait until you get home so you don't have any distractions. Then listen. But no pressure. Take your time. And yeah, you noticed the tape. I didn't have any fresh tapes, so I recorded over The Klingon Way: a warrior's guide. But it's okay. There wasn't any translation on it for, "You have a butt that would make Kahless weep." Ha ha! Just kidding. Not really. It's just you're so beautiful. And... and... well, I gotta go or I'll be late for band practice. Gotta keep my lips in shape! Ha ha ha!"



It's here. Yes, I know everyone is hosting tracks there. Yes, I know it doesn't look cool.