- April; ass (specifically, "metal"), masturbate
- May; crap, omfg (does that count?), assholery, ass,
- June; crap,
- July; (the post that got my blog account frozen) sh**, fu**, sh**, fu**, sh**, fu**, sh**, fu**, sh**, fu**, sh**, fu**, sh**, fu**, sh**, fu**, crap,
- August; asses, crap, fu**, crap, you need to find a guy hung like Milton Berle (I just think that's funny), eat my ass,
- September; shhhit, fu**, ass, crap, prick, fu**ing, fu**ed, ass,
- October; (a month of asses) motherf**ker, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, crap, asshole, asshole, crap, crap, ass, ass, ass, motherf**ker, Assholes, Asshole, Asshole, Asshole, sh**, ass, ass, ass, ass,
- November; crap, crap, assholes, pricks,
- December; bitch, ass, sh**, fu**ing, ass, ass, ass,
Oh, Merry Christmas.