Anyway, shirts and buttons and magnets and a coffee mug are at CafePress. Everything is at the base price; I didn't mark up anything. Only 2 items say "the.effing.librarian." Everything else just says "effing right, I'm a librarian" so no one ever has to know that you've ever been here.
I did the best job I could with the images. I used The Gimp and text samples are on my photobucket page. But again, I don't know how the image will print on the final product.
And I don't want to hear about you having sex in my shirt. Ew!